When Tumblr asked for my blog title I thought "Come on, Noelle! Think of something clever!" But couldn't. And here we are.
My name is Noelle and I'm currently a high school senior in Washington DC. IB is kicking my ass but I'm pulling through.
My dream of dreams job if to be a costume designer/cosplayer, but I'll probably go into something physics or math related instead. But that's okay, because I still like those a lot.
- giving gifts stresses me out
- getting gifts stresses me out
- what a bizarre fucking holiday
- there is a tree in my house
[CLIMBS TO THE TOP OF A BIG HILL AND SHOUTS] scHOOL MAKES ME FEEL DUMB AND USELESS AND SORT OF LIKE I’M DROWNING AND IT MAKES ME HATE MYSELF EVEN MORE THAN I DO ANYWAY THESE DAYS AND I REALLY DON’T WANT TO GO TOMORROW
Compiled all of the boy and his duck pictures with their original sourcing in what I hope is chronological order.
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T
DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
DUCK UPDATE: TODAY WE HAD A FIRE DRILL AND HE CARRIED THE DUCKY OUTSIDE WITH HIM AND CRADLED IT PROTECTIVELY AND MOTHERLY INSTINCTS ARE FUCKING ADORABLE
I know the duck boy and he and his duck are inseparable. An indestructible bond to say the least.
Actual Kids Story: A Boy and His Duck
Someone should pull a prank on Justin Bieber where he goes somewhere crowded and they hire a bunch of teenage girls to pretend they don’t know who he is and just see how pissed off he gets
and they should ask for a picture but it turns out they want him to take a picture of them
I would pay you to let me be a part of that.
I could legit be a part of that I only have the vaguest possible idea what he looks like
can I just
Guys it got better.
God, did it get better.
sherlockian need a lesson on what “better” means
What’s that on the ground next to Sherlock??
OH RIGHT. IT’S MY HEART. SHATTERED INTO A MILLION TINY PIECES. Thanks for finding it for me.
THE EXCEPTION IS JOHN
THE EXCEPTION IS ALWAYS JOHN